sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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