And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He has the fingertips of a God
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