Ikea night.
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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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