and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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