There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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