This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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