McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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