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I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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