did you get engaged???
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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