I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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