i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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