some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
