My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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