Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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