Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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