its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
