**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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