Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen