My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My first STD was from a foam party
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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