i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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