Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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