remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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