just tell him i said nine months
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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