is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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