I am in a vortex of obligation.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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