Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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