and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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