sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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