I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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