Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
