Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
