I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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