I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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