there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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