turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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