Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize