I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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