I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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