like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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