areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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