Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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