doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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