At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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