census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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