David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
God, I missed his penis.
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