Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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