Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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