Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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