Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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