I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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