it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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