you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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