Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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