I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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