stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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