So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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