This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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