i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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