No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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